Q: Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?

A: Nothing

 

Q: What comes down but never goes up?

A: Rain

 

Q: I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

A: A candle

 

Q: How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?

A: It can have a hole in it.

 

Q: In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink!What color were the stairs?

A: There weren’t any stairs, it was a one story house!

 

Q: What goes up when rain comes down?

A: An umbrella!

 

Q: A dad and his son were riding their bikes and crashed. Two ambulances came and took them to different hospitals. The man’s son was in the operating room and the doctor said, “I can’t operate on you. You’re my son.” How is that possible?

A: The doctor is his mom!

 

Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary?

A: Smiles, because there is a mile between each ‘s’

 

Q: Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?

A: Corn on the cob, because you throw away the husk, cook and eat the kernels, and throw away the cob.

 

Q: If I drink, I die. If i eat, I am fine. What am I?

A: A fire!

 

Q: What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

A: Short

 

Q: What travels around the world but stays in one spot?

A: A stamp!

 

Q: What has 4 eyes but can’t see?

A: Mississippi

 

Q: If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it?

A: A Secret.