



Q: Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?
A: Nothing
Q: In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pinkshower– everything was pink! What color were the stairs?
A: There weren’t any stairs, it was a one story house
Q: What travels around the world but stays in one spot?
A: A stamp!
Q: Which weighs more, a pound of white feathers or a pound of colourful bricks?
A: Neither, they both weigh one pound!
Q: How many months have 28 days in the year?
A: All 12 months!
Q: What is always coming but never arrives?
A: Tomorrow
Q: The more it dries, the wetter it becomes. What is it?
A: A Towel!
Q: What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
A: Holly Davidson.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
A: A pineapple!
Q: Why do bananas use sunscreen?
A: Because they peel.
Q: Where does a polarbear keep its money?
A: In a snow bank!
Q: A house has 4 walls. All of the walls are facing south, and a bear is circling the house. What color is the bear?
A: The house is on the north pole, so the bear is white.
Q: What do you call a snowman in the desert?
A: A puddle!
Q: What has hands but can not clap?
A: A clock
Q: What can you catch but not throw?
A: A cold.