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Q: Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?

A: Nothing

 

Q: In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pinkshower– everything was pink! What color were the stairs?

A: There weren’t any stairs, it was a one story house

 

Q: What travels around the world but stays in one spot?

A: A stamp!

 

Q: Which weighs more, a pound of white feathers or a pound of colourful bricks?

A: Neither, they both weigh one pound!

 

Q: How many months have 28 days in the year?

A: All 12 months!

 

Q: What is always coming but never arrives?

A: Tomorrow

 

Q: The more it dries, the wetter it becomes. What is it?

A: A Towel!

 

Q: What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

A: Holly Davidson.

 

Q: What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A: A pineapple!

 

Q: Why do bananas use sunscreen?

A: Because they peel.

 

Q: Where does a polarbear keep its money?

A: In a snow bank!

 

Q: A house has 4 walls. All of the walls are facing south, and a bear is circling the house. What color is the bear?

A: The house is on the north pole, so the bear is white.

 

Q: What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A: A puddle!

 

Q: What has hands but can not clap?

A: A clock

 

Q: What can you catch but not throw?

A: A cold.

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